Wining in Paris

We have now been here for three days and have got a better picture of the spectacular and spectacularly expensive city. This is one of the first things that we'd like to wine about - nothing here is for free, unlike Berlin, where we got almost everything for free: train & subway, food, beer and even some little souvenirs. Plus we earned money by collecting beer bottles. But here... we pay 1.05 euros for every subway ride. I did try jumping over the bars, but it didn't really work, besides - they have cameras everywhere. So therefore we're forced to walk a lot.
The worst part about Paris so far is that we haven't seen any so-called alternative people except for some shameful dready hippie-wannabes. Boo-oring!!
That is why the only thing we can really do here is drink a lot of cheap wine and tolerate the horrible dark and fat French guys in undershirts who think that they're really sexy when they tuck their pants into their socks. *Burp*
But don't get me wrong - Paris is great, everything here is breathtakingly beautiful and I wouldn't mind living here at all... if I was rich as hell or at least had someone who'd drive me around the city on his motoroller like Amélie did...
Any ideas how to make our life more interesting and cheap here? Let us know!!
A one-euro-wine-cheers from the city of romance!